This is some seriously funny stuff but you gotta experience it for yourself - so follow the directions here and enjoy!
Call the Nestle Crunch Hot line at 1-800-295-0051. When you are asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, just wait quietly for about 10 seconds and you will smile. Promise! (If you comment on this after listening, don't give away the surprise) Keep going and press 4...listen to the options....then press 7. ;)